The Power of Prayer

D.C. prayer rally to seek lower gas prices

In a release, the Pray Live group said many people are "overlooking the power of prayer when it comes to resolving this energy crisis."

And of course, their real agenda:

"It is our hope that seeing and hearing some of the nation's most powerful preachers gathered around a gas station and the United States capital as a backdrop, will remind everyone who is really in charge of our world -- God"

Bush: Let’s pray there’s no hurricanes

“The lessons of Katrina are important,” Bush said. “We’ve learned a lot here at the federal level. We’re much more ready this time than we were the last time.”

And of course, our first level of response is:

“Let’s, first of all, pray there’s no hurricanes,” Bush said. “That would be, like, step one.”

Some jokes just write themselves.